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Dracula’sBram Stoker’s Dracula's gigantic coachman beats you up and/or forms a lowercase “d” with his odd weapon (a daisy chain, or a morning-star made exclusively out of spiked balls?).
Almost all bosses in this game are 15+ feet tall. While this makes sense for, say, The Dragon (though I’m pretty sure Bram Stoker’s book contained a very low number of dragons — that number being “< 1” if memory serves), it stretches credulity when that same scale is applied to some random fellow under Dracula’s employ. Just imagine… "Look out, Harker! Beware, Van Helsing! Dracula’s scullery maid has smashed through the wall and is flinging wagon-wheel-sized tea services at us!"
how to play Garen
Snakes are essentially just misunderstood meat-noodles.
When it rains, it pours.
I wish I could pull down the start menu of life, save, quit and come back to it later.
Remember when Xander skateboarded…for one episode.